eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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