awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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