is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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