so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
