home. puking in laundry basket.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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