My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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