Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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