great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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