I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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