She's JV to your varsity
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
