Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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