He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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