kristin has been a bad kristin
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
