okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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