turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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