with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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