I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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