No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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