in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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