Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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