youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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