I'm pants shitting drunk right now
my sisters under your porch take her home
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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