so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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