Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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