Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize