if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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