Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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