Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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