remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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