we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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