dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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