can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
