i would punch a child for taco bell
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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