fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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