that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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