Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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