some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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