Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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