I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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