Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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