so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Houston, we have a squirter
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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