Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Come back. Shots need mouths.
this is an emotional support booty call
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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