yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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