He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Text me some of your sweat
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