I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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