You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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