no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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