Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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