I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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