just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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