I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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