I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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