Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
No subtext here. People are naked.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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