I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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