I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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