I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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