can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize