I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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