You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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