so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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